This Low-Budget Horror Movie is Terrifying...For All The Wrong Reasons

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    To celebrate Halloween, let's watch a VERY bad horror movie called "Goblin" that released in 2020. I know 2020 was a rough year for everybody but I honestly think this movie was the worst thing to come from that terrible year. Apologies in advance! Happy Halloween!

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OUCH_21
OUCH_21

Why h in https not blue

21 dag geleden
Nice Material
Nice Material

PS they were all really nice.

21 dag geleden
Nice Material
Nice Material

You look like all my (male) camp counselors in the 80s. I will never understand your personal style but I do love your videos.

21 dag geleden
Annabelle Janous
Annabelle Janous

two words. killer. piñata. amazon prime. by far the best worst horror movie ever. please react to it!

21 dag geleden
Deirdre Leamy
Deirdre Leamy

No

23 dagen geleden
Uncooked Springroll
Uncooked Springroll

Fun Fact: There is a real shark called the Goblin shark and it is living proof that God is capable of making mistakes

4 uur geleden
Christoph
Christoph

Well to be fair there really was a cougar on the loose.

10 uur geleden
zeranzeran
zeranzeran

The goblin was animated by and designed by the same guy that created crazy frog :-)

11 uur geleden
zeranzeran
zeranzeran

2:24 "YOU NEED TO LEAVE!" - if you know, you know. LMAO Kurtis. Amazing source material.

13 uur geleden
MadameAshlini
MadameAshlini

Is it just me or does the actor playing Danny look like David Boreanaz?

14 uur geleden
Isaac Stevenson
Isaac Stevenson

“It did came out”

17 uur geleden
Isaac Stevenson
Isaac Stevenson

Glad to see Kurtis got to take Gus’ spot in Dallas

17 uur geleden
Holland Riddell
Holland Riddell

pls watch and review “dancin- it’s on” (2015)

20 uur geleden
Astro Wolvez
Astro Wolvez

That drawing literally looks like shrek and donkey. 😂

21 uur geleden
unclesam1337
unclesam1337

ayo what

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Nightlife _Artz
Nightlife _Artz

*HE GOTTA EAT*

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cattatron
cattatron

At 14:29 I was actually scared for once during this movie

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cattatron
cattatron

If you turn in auto generated subtitles for this it ends up being kinda funny

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Sophitia of Hyrule
Sophitia of Hyrule

I actually screamed "NO" when I saw the ending twist.

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Isabella Anderson
Isabella Anderson

This is the greatest movie ever and "Ugly little backyard shit goblin" is my new Discord status.

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Ziggy Ciggs
Ziggy Ciggs

Curtis acting like he can't wear a mask and pass off as a child

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VincentJones
VincentJones

"You can have more than one track. You're not a train." is one of the best lines I've heard in a long time.

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Walter white jr if he was cool
Walter white jr if he was cool

you didnt greet me kurtis

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Kenma Kozume
Kenma Kozume

it’s not even the way she asks if the woman has a minute it’s the way they look like their 10 miles away LOL

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WOLFDawg 606
WOLFDawg 606

5:09 I was thinking the exact same thing, Junior

2 dagen geleden
WOLFDawg 606
WOLFDawg 606

5:09 I was thinking the exact same thing, Junior

2 dagen geleden
Erica Nicole
Erica Nicole

The phone case is protective. But is it as protective as a cringy tik tok boyfriend?

2 dagen geleden
Naka
Naka

Danny Gonzalez origin story

2 dagen geleden
SB
SB

That ending lmaoooo

2 dagen geleden
A_talkative_cow !
A_talkative_cow !

He’s not wrong about DEAR EVAN HANSEN tho 😂 It’s pretty horrific acting, and a thirty-four year old man still in high school

2 dagen geleden
CBplayZ
CBplayZ

This is the worst editing I've ever seen in a movie. How. The f@#%. DID THE DIRECTOR *SEE THIS FINISHED PRODUCT* AND BE LIKE "Yeah that's good, great work Tommy!"?!?! Man f@#% Tommy. That's not to say that this movie would've been even remotely good with a competent editor, but it would save the massive f@#%ing headache of shit being in the wrong order, or cutting out scenes that are critical to the cohesiveness of the damn thing.

2 dagen geleden
Megan Doing Megan Things
Megan Doing Megan Things

i love how kurtis’ skit was better quality and more entertaining than the movie

2 dagen geleden
8R014V
8R014V

HE GOTTA EAT

2 dagen geleden
Alexander Knott
Alexander Knott

*OoOh GoDd*

2 dagen geleden
Yuyee
Yuyee

That CGI goblin actually freaks me out a bit becasue of how bad it is

2 dagen geleden
Mrs. Haar
Mrs. Haar

There's nothing wrong with a goblin enjoying the smooth texture of a window!! Maybe he was on ecstacy lmao

3 dagen geleden
Amanda Goncalves
Amanda Goncalves

The monsterfuckers went too far

3 dagen geleden
axolotl beats
axolotl beats

“WHERES MY BEJIN BEEF?” 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡👿👿👿👿👿

3 dagen geleden
aria
aria

hello ween😊

3 dagen geleden
melodii !
melodii !

I know who you are, say i- *Alchohol ad plays*

3 dagen geleden
Apricot
Apricot

Sarah's acting is worse than Danny Jr's 💀

3 dagen geleden
Olga Rykov
Olga Rykov

16:02 I regularly watch comedians and youtube comedians but I rarely laugh out loud (not because I don't find it funny, I do, I just laugh internally). But this "I don't mean to pry" while handing over an entirely ordinary child's drawing cracked me up for good. This is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen being produced.

3 dagen geleden
Olga Rykov
Olga Rykov

PS: I laughed my rear off throughout the rest of the video, thank you Kurtis.

3 dagen geleden
Artemis
Artemis

LOOOL Trading Places reference

3 dagen geleden
Greta
Greta

Regarding the teamseas fundraiser, 30million pounds of trash is about a half of how much trash gets dumped into the ocean daily. Of course its a noble cause/gesture, but couldn't that money be invested into something more efficient, like trying to prevent the dumping in the first place? I do think its great that they're cleaning up the beaches too, but apart from bringing awareness to the issue, I don't think getting rid of the 30mill pounds of trash will have much significance to the issue, just because of the amounts of trash that will continue to get dumped

4 dagen geleden
Mandy Cook
Mandy Cook

What if I told you…. There is a goblin 2

4 dagen geleden
Depressosauce
Depressosauce

love it

4 dagen geleden
stickydeath andthe silver spoons
stickydeath andthe silver spoons

i swear on everything that i had a friend in junior high who was like,, fucking obsessed with this movie just googled it, twas a similarly awful movie called troll 2

4 dagen geleden
beeboop
beeboop

this movie gives me nightmares but not in the way they were trying to

4 dagen geleden
Insert name Here
Insert name Here

10:23 i know who it is!! Micheal Myers! He eats dogs!

4 dagen geleden
Gray_the_gae
Gray_the_gae

Kurtis: *makes a joke about the dear even Hansen movie being terrible* Kurtis: I'm kidding. 😳👀

4 dagen geleden
Alana Urban
Alana Urban

please watch the wild whites of West Virginia

4 dagen geleden
Nondescript white girl
Nondescript white girl

o n i o n s h a v e l a y e r s oOOH gOd OH HELLO THERE

4 dagen geleden
CynicalRadicand
CynicalRadicand

Every actor in this film is just an oblivion NPC

5 dagen geleden
Lindsey Wilson
Lindsey Wilson

Yeah ok I got to eat

5 dagen geleden
Bo
Bo

he gotta eat 🤨

5 dagen geleden
Samuel A Berlin
Samuel A Berlin

Where the hell is my extra greeting?

5 dagen geleden
Gio
Gio

5:19 I love how u drag yourself 😂😂. Keepin it real! The editing always A++. Thanks for these videos.

5 dagen geleden
R3DF00L
R3DF00L

The scenario that I make in my head is way better than this movie

5 dagen geleden
R3DF00L
R3DF00L

The scenario that I make in my head is way better than this movie

5 dagen geleden
Ira Deshmukh
Ira Deshmukh

HE GOTTA EAT 👹🤪💀

5 dagen geleden
alixus.s.s
alixus.s.s

I never went trick or treating bc I live in Romania :(

5 dagen geleden
The Depressed Painter
The Depressed Painter

[9 months later] Me: *Oh no*

5 dagen geleden
Fall and Crash
Fall and Crash

Who thought when you first started watching this movie Sarah would get nocked up by a goblin?!

5 dagen geleden
Angel Morris
Angel Morris

How about to start off Christmas season, watch a horrible Christmas movie. I just discovered this one tonight. It’s called a bulldog for Christmas. It looks like a YouTube short film or a college project. Characters waiting for the cue, a car that rocks like a boat. This whole movie is just ridiculous and I was laughing the entire time.

5 dagen geleden
Rose Quail
Rose Quail

he NEEDS to watch houseshark, its litteraly amazing

5 dagen geleden
[ Lucky Fox ] #chrischael
[ Lucky Fox ] #chrischael

12:00 HIDE YO KIDS *HIDE YOU WIFE*

6 dagen geleden
Itz Me
Itz Me

Kurtis you just broke every musical lover’s heart with that Evan Hansen comment. I must fight you now 🥲👊

6 dagen geleden
Bumblebee
Bumblebee

More like goblin on these balls

6 dagen geleden
Andrea Toninato
Andrea Toninato

The goblin's concept is so weird. It eats dogs by swallowing them whole (I think), but then randomly switches to a teenage boy, who's probably bigger than itself. Some animals will eat things that are bigger than them, but you'd think it'd try with a smaller prey first since it seems like Danny Jr. was its first human victim. I just don't understand if the goblin has an animal instinct or if it can think critically like a human.

6 dagen geleden
Felis Impurrator
Felis Impurrator

If this were an anime it would be Goblin Layer. Not sorry.

6 dagen geleden
Bella Alderliesten
Bella Alderliesten

okay so what other corners of youtube should i go on vacation to? I'm stuck in commentary youtube (and Micarah Tewers). Also what kind of youtube do we need more of? (my friend has a channel)

6 dagen geleden
Felis Impurrator
Felis Impurrator

They play one track over the entire movie, but it sucks? I guess that makes it... A SHITEMOTIF.

6 dagen geleden
ShinySahil
ShinySahil

Imagine naming a dog *PISTOL*

6 dagen geleden
RM Bristol
RM Bristol

Everyone should donate to that ocean fundraiser mentioned in the beginning however remember when mark rober spent several minutes of a video shoving several dead fish bodies headfirst into a blender to see how much blood it would make because I’m still traumatized

6 dagen geleden
Davis Voelzke
Davis Voelzke

Unfunny

6 dagen geleden
Невада большевик
Невада большевик

Also at least in Nevada, you can't go out and shoot a cougar. That's a serious crime here and will get you some considerable jail time.

7 dagen geleden
memethyst
memethyst

the only thing scary in this "horror movie" is the fact that she fucked the goblin

7 dagen geleden
Carla Campunella
Carla Campunella

I can't remeber the last time I laughed this fucking hard omg....

7 dagen geleden
ᴛᴇᴇᴛʜ ꜱᴋɪɴɴᴇʀ
ᴛᴇᴇᴛʜ ꜱᴋɪɴɴᴇʀ

goblin? huh? why is that one guy from hamition slimey?

7 dagen geleden
hatch
hatch

this movie is horrendous

7 dagen geleden
connor
connor

tbh i would love it if kurtis just dissed the crap outta the upcoming stone ocean on netlifx but ik its not really bad or his usual stuff

7 dagen geleden
ek m
ek m

the way i knew immediately that she was pregnant with the goblins baby. you can tell she’s into that goblin stuff 😏😏

7 dagen geleden
Lucá 24K Vegá
Lucá 24K Vegá

Just hang the bloody dead cougar corpse on your step-childs swing set that he uses regularly. Sounds about right.

7 dagen geleden
Rachel MSA
Rachel MSA

The shrek scene had me dead idek the “ogres are like onions” and her flailing was too funny

7 dagen geleden
Lauren H
Lauren H

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7 dagen geleden
swamp juice
swamp juice

goblin

7 dagen geleden
SmolChild
SmolChild

THIS IS LITERALLY BABADOOK BUT WORSE

7 dagen geleden
honeyapple xml
honeyapple xml

that goblin really killed her husband and she was like “yup!! he’s the one.”

7 dagen geleden
Dooter Boy
Dooter Boy

get this to one million likes for no reason...

7 dagen geleden
Danyka
Danyka

i've come back to this video multiple time just to rewatch the ending. "did she fuck the goblin?" I die.

7 dagen geleden
Keren Kk
Keren Kk

21:48 "I'll have what he's having" KURTIS PLEASE💀💀🤣🤣🤣

8 dagen geleden
13lack-tar Collaborations - RD 347
13lack-tar Collaborations - RD 347

Danny Jr’s speaks like drew gooden

8 dagen geleden
Lana
Lana

CONSOL PLAYERS SO TRUE

8 dagen geleden
Spellbinding Circle Productions
Spellbinding Circle Productions

Can confirm, Dear Evan Hanson was even worse than this.

8 dagen geleden
Sierra Greening
Sierra Greening

The goblin behind the desk is now my profile background on fb. Thank you for that gem

8 dagen geleden
rankfall15
rankfall15

That was an amazing review 😂 laughed every second, couldn’t breathe and now I’m dead 💀

8 dagen geleden
Duru
Duru

just realized "9 MONTHS LATER" it aint danny's kid lmao

8 dagen geleden
RECOG121
RECOG121

Imagine if the monster was nikado avocado...Gobblin

8 dagen geleden
Christa Swanepoel
Christa Swanepoel

Asesome

8 dagen geleden
Addi Wilson
Addi Wilson

Are those hickey’s Kurtis!?!?!

8 dagen geleden
CamBurger
CamBurger

Trick or treating was weird for me this year cuz instead of going with my cousins we all got a cold and couldn't go except my oldest brother who got Togo with friends fun Halloween.

8 dagen geleden
Ava Fox
Ava Fox

Why is horror OBSESSED with women being gaslit? It’s not bad all the time, and can obviously be a way to make the situation more tense and desperate, and it can be played with in interesting ways. But geez. Every movie? It just makes it annoying and stupid.

8 dagen geleden
miah
miah

the end of this movie and kurtis’s commentary literally made milk shoot up into my nose, thanks

8 dagen geleden
clipz_on30fps z
clipz_on30fps z

So did no one notice that the kids shirt changed colors in this scene 11:04

8 dagen geleden

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