I Am Terrified Of This Man

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Maria Gloria
Maria Gloria

What music did he use for his outro?

3 uur geleden
Flama Mística
Flama Mística

When he imitated him with those scary eyes I lost it 😂😂😂 and the video keeps getting better and better. Seriously I can't stop laughing, really loud. I've found your channel yesterday and I've been watching your videos and this is so far the best one. Thank u for making me laugh like this. I needed it 💜💫

14 uur geleden
J
J

What kills me even to this day this man really ve spewing reposts of "memes" 99% of people would just avoid or downvote

16 uur geleden
M B
M B

9:47 TOOK ME TF OUT

Dag geleden
Emily Chang
Emily Chang

He looks like the aliens that made mark zukerberg wanted to make a model more about social interaction than taking over the human race

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Cheesecake Studios
Cheesecake Studios

You kind of remind me of Danny Gonzalez and I don’t get why

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Hollow rat
Hollow rat

Being someone which two A's in their name he is the one that's insane just staring into space talking about nothing

Dag geleden
Sarrah Kramer
Sarrah Kramer

Not gonna lie, the extra greeting was why I first subscribed

Dag geleden
Lil Fooly
Lil Fooly

Yo wtf is that shirt

Dag geleden
Trevon Evans
Trevon Evans

This is what I picture the Mandela Catalogue intruders to look like.

2 dagen geleden
Rory Giambalvo
Rory Giambalvo

Balance Baby!

2 dagen geleden
Foxiefruit
Foxiefruit

He looks like Nindo from Saiki K

3 dagen geleden
Foxiefruit
Foxiefruit

If anyone has watched saiki k then the thumnail looks like Nindo

3 dagen geleden
Foxiefruit
Foxiefruit

If anyone has watched saiki k then the thumnail looks like Nindo

3 dagen geleden
Thats The Logic YT
Thats The Logic YT

Google

3 dagen geleden
buggy wuggy
buggy wuggy

goodnight

3 dagen geleden
Laughing Jack
Laughing Jack

😔😭😏💖🥶balance😅🥵👹💋🤖baby😻🧑‍🎤🌚✨🧭i also realized my dead name had two a’s- guess I’m c🤪r🥶a🥺z🥵y😽 /j

3 dagen geleden
Mary Morken
Mary Morken

His chin is so out of proportion...

3 dagen geleden
jordan r.
jordan r.

TIL Kurtis's skits are half funnier than normal and half very off-putting when you have the same name as the person being made fun of.

4 dagen geleden
o r e o
o r e o

Hello Kurtis

4 dagen geleden
Bean
Bean

Rewatching this video, I realized it doesn't look like he's driving(?) plus he's on the left side, so is someone driving while he's making these videos?? LOL

5 dagen geleden
Dawn McNeill
Dawn McNeill

This guy went and bought a house in uncanny valley.

5 dagen geleden
Ireland
Ireland

Very nice video

6 dagen geleden
Timira St. John
Timira St. John

So he’s just devoid of any personality just a creepy creep. 😂

6 dagen geleden
Ghost Girl 11
Ghost Girl 11

Dude reminds me of the Crimson Chin from Fairly Oddparents. He could be handsome but that chin is scary !

6 dagen geleden
Samantha Yeager
Samantha Yeager

my mom raised us to call our vaginas, pookies lmao

7 dagen geleden
DarkHorse0863
DarkHorse0863

Best. Kurtis. Video. Ever. I'm high af.

7 dagen geleden
K-arooni seruce
K-arooni seruce

Why are there so many visual and sound effects

8 dagen geleden
Dove wing
Dove wing

Guys he got character development and his videos are fun now it’s ok

8 dagen geleden
TheEternalLie
TheEternalLie

Thumbnail: Me: Holy shit is that the Crimson Chin?!?!

9 dagen geleden
Tinnut
Tinnut

do you remember bird box? HIs eyes look like he saw the thing that made everyone crazy

9 dagen geleden
Eve
Eve

Isn’t he gay now?

9 dagen geleden
Leah Elizabeth
Leah Elizabeth

Do mikado avocado plz

9 dagen geleden
sister games
sister games

Bro but what if i have 3 a in my name

10 dagen geleden
Brendan Müller
Brendan Müller

This guy looks like he kept his attractive European and attractive African features so he dips into this weird racial uncanny valley. He is like a modern day Frankenstein's monster. In the original book the monster had attractive features but way too many and arranged in such a way that he looked terrifying. It's also mentioned as having creepy eyes.

10 dagen geleden
Alan Turbocharged
Alan Turbocharged

two greetings in one video 🤯🤯 what the fuck bro I'm honestly flattered.

10 dagen geleden
Vixx
Vixx

Someone needs to ban him from buying colored contacts and using the contract feature

11 dagen geleden
illusioNery
illusioNery

I feel like his chin is strong enough to become the superhero the "Crimson Chin"...all he needs is Balance, Baby to be his sidekick called "Cleft the boy chin wonder"

12 dagen geleden
dkjcb
dkjcb

FINALLY. Every time I see this guy I'm just like "how is nobody addressing the more concerning issue: Why is he so damn scary?"

12 dagen geleden
gaymation
gaymation

MY MOM WALKED IN WHEN YOU DID THE "THING" IN THE BEGINNING

12 dagen geleden
beliber 420
beliber 420

PRAY TO END ABORTION!!!!!! ❤️ God bless u!!!!!

13 dagen geleden
Butterscotch
Butterscotch

Jordan: doesn't blink Morgz: finally a worty apponent, our battle will be legendary!

13 dagen geleden
J-1 Singing
J-1 Singing

I think he looks like Thanos especially his jaw

13 dagen geleden
clara
clara

a year ago ⁉️☹️😦

14 dagen geleden
Cassidy Best
Cassidy Best

SNL needs to hire you as a writer. You’d be their saving grace.

15 dagen geleden
Not Clash
Not Clash

This guy looks high as fuck 8:34

15 dagen geleden
Fractured Mind
Fractured Mind

If you don't got the energy to hang the plaques up, here's what you do. photocopy that shit, then cleartape up the print, it's perfectly chaotic

17 dagen geleden
A-Dubb916
A-Dubb916

Shoulda said: Jaw Bone Appétit

17 dagen geleden
adan armaly
adan armaly

no bc whenever someone says fuss I freaking die from laughter cuz it means fart in arabic slang

18 dagen geleden
Roksana Małkowska-Michalak
Roksana Małkowska-Michalak

6:13 I appreciate the 'Mały Fiat' reference dearly :)

18 dagen geleden
Baldur
Baldur

no one gonna talk about the fact he said "Slivers" and then made a joke about Splinters....

18 dagen geleden
zook robe
zook robe

When did he say that hes never seen to pretty women he just said best friends cant men be called pretty

19 dagen geleden
King of the Bis
King of the Bis

Also he’s gay

18 dagen geleden
KiraRuby
KiraRuby

Bro I seriously for a couple minutes thought Danny made this beforwclicking on thks Eve though I've watfged it before

19 dagen geleden
John MacLean
John MacLean

❤️

20 dagen geleden
Christopher Bare
Christopher Bare

Long beholder

20 dagen geleden
Eijiro Kirishima
Eijiro Kirishima

“Whose baby is that??” “I don’t know 😃”

21 dag geleden
popsi_le
popsi_le

this guy looks like mark zuckerberg when he was in beta testing

21 dag geleden
Cody Baker
Cody Baker

That guy is delusional. It costs like 150$ to get a detail, 50$ to "gas it up" and you expect me to leave some change in the cup holder, and then take spontaneous plane rides that i have to go shopping for all necessities when we get there? This dude is out his got damned mind

21 dag geleden
Regina and Hannah productions
Regina and Hannah productions

Whats on your neck Kurty boy 🤔

22 dagen geleden
Frog With hat
Frog With hat

I just noticed how awesome his shirt looks!!!

23 dagen geleden
K B
K B

👁👃🏾👁 👄 I aight never seen a homeless women

23 dagen geleden
dexxylinx_
dexxylinx_

1:23 just got flashbacks to season 10 of shameless oh boy oh boy that hurt 💀💀

24 dagen geleden
kitty-chan
kitty-chan

I love how in Kurtis’ sketches there’s always one absurd character and the other guy is just like what tf is going in

24 dagen geleden
Wesley Guthrie
Wesley Guthrie

With that tragic chin hair it looks like an asteroid hit his chin

24 dagen geleden
GreysonDerulo0401
GreysonDerulo0401

long behold you

25 dagen geleden
Letterborne
Letterborne

A flight to a different airport 🤣🤣🤣

25 dagen geleden
Letterborne
Letterborne

This guy isn’t just at the bottom of the uncanny valley; he IS the uncanny valley.

25 dagen geleden
Skelly Bones
Skelly Bones

He genuinely looks like Jemmy(?) from goat story

25 dagen geleden
Silasandfrida
Silasandfrida

bro, this Gurdo from Lizzie McGuire skinwalker is fucking hilarious, scubscribing for sure

25 dagen geleden
Aleela Powell
Aleela Powell

not me having two a's in my name

26 dagen geleden
decomposing flowers
decomposing flowers

ok

27 dagen geleden
Galen Farmer
Galen Farmer

“Yo straight up fuck women” - Ford truck music in the back 😭😭

29 dagen geleden
AnneLien1987
AnneLien1987

I had a very bad day, this made me laugh !! Thanks Kurtis.

29 dagen geleden
Breezylilmarley _
Breezylilmarley _

7:42 NOTANALIEN with out the not ien🤡

Maand geleden
farlon muentes
farlon muentes

i swear... this guy is an alien trying to learn life on earth and discovered ifunny and using it as a communication method

Maand geleden
Sunny Baudelaire
Sunny Baudelaire

He is Frankenstein

Maand geleden
Bukson
Bukson

Why u used „maluch” as a car tho

Maand geleden
jamie
jamie

didn't danny make the balance baby! joke? am i going crazy? why did i think it was danny? it could've been drew too? im scared?

Maand geleden
Matt Turner
Matt Turner

Was that a Beholder from D&D reference? Deep cuts, dude

Maand geleden
Big Bi
Big Bi

Jordan Scott looks like a mad scientist’s failed experiment.

Maand geleden
Gohan B E A T Z
Gohan B E A T Z

Sorry. This guy is just mark Zuckerberg's younger brother. His name is Mike Zuckerberg.

Maand geleden
Traci Lynette
Traci Lynette

Dead @ “I’m gassing it up” 😂

Maand geleden
Beauty In Darkness
Beauty In Darkness

He might be an Android

Maand geleden
The Confused Lesbian
The Confused Lesbian

HOW WAS THIS ALMOST A YEAR AGO WHAT

Maand geleden
Evan Weaver
Evan Weaver

He looks like a deepfake of himself

Maand geleden
Freddy Zorder
Freddy Zorder

What’s with his chin?

Maand geleden
Mekax89
Mekax89

“Long behold you” took me completely out & I’m not sure why. I am CRYING.

Maand geleden
Christopher Nichols
Christopher Nichols

Bro literally edited in a beholder.. now that's a fucking call back

Maand geleden
FLUFFYFANGZ
FLUFFYFANGZ

have a greeting in every video but one, balance baby

Maand geleden
can you not look here
can you not look here

y'all i find kurtis smiling really cute-

Maand geleden
can you not look here
can you not look here

@H0NS00L your pfp isn't cute at all bestie 😩 its attacking

Maand geleden
H0NS00L
H0NS00L

Who doesn't bestie- Also i find your pfp pic cute as hell too bruh😩

Maand geleden
Fat fluffy Bunny
Fat fluffy Bunny

Kurtis with realy open eyes is so fucking uncanny what the fuck

Maand geleden
Isabella
Isabella

this is Kurtis' funniest video I FUXKING DIED

Maand geleden
Chameleon Arthouse
Chameleon Arthouse

“Long Beholder”

Maand geleden
misc alotastuff
misc alotastuff

Pookie was garfields stuffed bear. That maybe what he is referencing.

Maand geleden
Archives of Arda
Archives of Arda

Your fashion style makes me gag

Maand geleden
Mikey Stubbington
Mikey Stubbington

That was a nice D&D reference with the beholder.

Maand geleden
John Russo
John Russo

Am I the only person who finds "beauty standards" genuinely terrifying? Not because they can swoop in and steal my partner whenever, that's a given and I respect that. But I more or less mean they legitimately make me uncomfortably uneasy. Like.... You're terrifying to look at, it's like a living doll.

Maand geleden
Jun ☆
Jun ☆

Kurtis’ humor just fits mine so well and he’s all I see in my for you

Maand geleden
Tom O
Tom O

FIX YOUR COLLAR !

Maand geleden
Lisa Bröms
Lisa Bröms

I swear my humor has gotten worse since I started watching your videos

Maand geleden

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