The Internet's Most Absurd Lies

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HogwartsNerd
HogwartsNerd

Honestly I dont really care that people claim to be able to shift to hogwarts. Whatever thats fine. What gets me the most tho is the fact tht they claim to be able to shift to hogwarts when the HP series takes place. Like that one person who was talking about cedric fred and george. The series takes place in the 1990s so if youre telling me you can shift backwards in time thats pretty damn impressive

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Mother Jay
Mother Jay

As a pagan, I believe in shifting—but not all the "I went to Hogwarts!" bullshit. I believe that you can trascend into the depths of your own mind, or at least, the physical version of it. I believe that you can become in touch with your spirit and enter a world unlike this one, but I do not believe you can control it. It's like a dream! A dissociative realm where everything makes no sense but everything feels okay. It can be used as a coping mechanism, or to become more in touch with your emotions. I respect your opinion, and you're a great content creator, I just thought I should get my take on the matter out there.

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LilHeinz94
LilHeinz94

What is different about having an std an vaccine.? I’m serious. What the problem with that statement? It’s none of ur buss ex’s what someone’s health is like. If u sheep are masked up and got ur fauci ouch Then shut up and quit tryin to control others. Disgusting how many fools agree that it’s ok to discriminate anyone who disagrees with their politics.

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Taco & Burrito
Taco & Burrito

Ya know another word for shifting is dreaming

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{♡Emerald_Geek♡}
{♡Emerald_Geek♡}

17:43 I imagine the strike effect from wii sports at that moment

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dream of some epiphany
dream of some epiphany

The sketch about the alien father actually made me teary

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dream of some epiphany
dream of some epiphany

I fell for it

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leandro blom
leandro blom

I haven't heard about art attack in a while jesus

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Micro Snail
Micro Snail

Yea the egg conducts your electric charge which is why it only works when you are holding it. Works with a bunch of foods

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Winston Doug
Winston Doug

We are in a pandemic of the unvaccinated... Shit didn't LeBron just get covid and can't play. wait so if you're vaccinated you get covid does that mean you could spread it even though you're vaccinated? So in order for everyone to be safe in America people should get vaccinated or we can mandate vaccinations for American citizens don't worry about the southern border though it's pretty warm down south by the equator so nobody probably has covid down there. Actually I just thought about wouldn't it be great to be able to have a product that you could potentially sell to every adult person in the world and if not all of them just about all of them how much money do you think that would be even if you were giving away that product for free to the general public so I'm pretty sure somebody's paying for it like the government yeah the government can pay for it cuz it's like they take care of everything but isn't our tax dollars what they use to pay for things? I don't know it's all too confusing.

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ClixxBro
ClixxBro

Reality shifting is just dreaming and getting emotional about it.

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Skenderbeuismyhero
Skenderbeuismyhero

Hey, remember that time you said it was a free needle? Haha good one!

17 uur geleden
Nathan Van Baren
Nathan Van Baren

I'm not getting the vaccine primarily because I've never heard one solid line of argument for it. It's always "oh it's so it doesn't spread as much" straight to "oh it's actually so you don't get it so bad" then they make one specifically for young kids and boom. Miraculously there's a variant that targets that specific age group. Tired of the manipulation and I'm not willing to give in to something I don't stand for

17 uur geleden
Nathan Van Baren
Nathan Van Baren

However, like you said, my body my choice, same for you, if you genuinely believe what you said about it then you did good getting the vaccine

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ImJustAnotherHailey
ImJustAnotherHailey

I taught myself how to lucid dream during high-school when I was researching the topic for a paper I was writing. During that time I was able to do it pretty often and I learned triggers in my dreams... I think they are basically lucid dreaming without realizing that's what's happening.

19 uur geleden
Extincto
Extincto

The author guy is probably a Russian bot. Those pictures are made by AI, that's why they look off.

19 uur geleden
rabbi sidney applebaum
rabbi sidney applebaum

almost expected whole hickey explanation to end with and that’s what makes us…. vogelchecks

22 uur geleden
WhosStal?
WhosStal?

I wanna get the vaccine but with all my health issues, I haven’t been cleared by my doctor

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Breanna Satchell
Breanna Satchell

About the vaccine bit. Look I love your videos and your a great person. But can you at least think about people who have had trauma with needles or shots and it causing then to have severe panic attacks and phobias. I have a deathly fear of shots because of a surgery that caused me the most pain that I have ever felt in my life and the last time I needed to get a shot I was crying and screaming at the doctor. I would love to get the vaccine if there is a way not using a needle but some people have reasons for not wanting to get it.

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Alaska Worthinher
Alaska Worthinher

4:07 that moment when he realises

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hanna jeggings
hanna jeggings

Funny shit bc people get so mad about fake shit!!

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Emma
Emma

oh my god, he on eggs game mode🤩

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Garbage Trash
Garbage Trash

“We’re gonna gentrify a neighborhood! As a goof!” Was such an underrated line.

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Clara -My New SAX Video Vlog
Clara -My New SAX Video Vlog

"the group of nonbelievers fell to their knees" has the same energy as "the jock dies instantly"

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Martin Zanichelli
Martin Zanichelli

"Don´t believe in what you read on the Internet without evidence" Abraham Lincoln

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Malvin Patrick Canero
Malvin Patrick Canero

Shifters sound like if Project Moloch from Dirk Gently was a bunch of young tiktokers

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Malvin Patrick Canero
Malvin Patrick Canero

You are bad at making egg but the video is funny

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ap ap
ap ap

wow youtubers like kurtis be like "the responsibility is on the individual not the govt or any single entity in power" lmao *daps*

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Adam Brown
Adam Brown

I usually like your videos but this one is very ignorant

2 dagen geleden
Adam Brown
Adam Brown

I don’t know why you had to make it so opinionated on the vaccine. People are allowed to not want it. It’s not difficult to wrap your head around. You think it’s puttin others at risk when you can still contract and spread the virus with the vaccine? I have both of my shots, but I still respect people that don’t want it lmao.

2 dagen geleden
Omer Sohaib
Omer Sohaib

People that do the shifting thing that you mentioned have definitely never done drugs that’s what they are there for 😅

2 dagen geleden
Brianna N
Brianna N

jake paul 1000000% favourited a questionable tweet or was like stalking someone and liked a really old tweet forgetting the person who posted the tweet will see that he liked it and posted that egg bs to cover his ass

2 dagen geleden
senorita pipi
senorita pipi

if reality shifting is real then im going to don't starve together to attempt to tame deerclops only to end up fucking dying 👍

2 dagen geleden
きょ
きょ

youre right kurtis that's exactly how i type when i lie on the internet

2 dagen geleden
Aiden Talbot
Aiden Talbot

I swear to got if hicky dad said he was a hologram and turned into a jet I would of died

2 dagen geleden
Rukaiya Sabuwala
Rukaiya Sabuwala

Where is my extra greetings!

2 dagen geleden
Cheheyla Ng
Cheheyla Ng

Why is your neck red?

2 dagen geleden
teebalicious
teebalicious

I’m appreciating your slow fashion morph into Zac Farro of Halfnoise.

2 dagen geleden
Jessica Nicole
Jessica Nicole

the kid with the hickey from his dad gives me Movie 43 vibes with the homeschool kid harassed and bullied by his parents

2 dagen geleden
Jessica Nicole
Jessica Nicole

I love how in the hickey skit you’re both looking at a different corner of the room or the son just refuses to look at his dad

2 dagen geleden
Richie W
Richie W

Art Attack rules

2 dagen geleden
Zizzy Rae
Zizzy Rae

When you think you found a kurtis video you haven’t seen but you click on the video and you’ve already liked it 😔

2 dagen geleden
Lola Lech
Lola Lech

Bruh what are you talkin ablut why get a vaccine that is nit helping, i can still get covid and i can still give it to others. And the vaccine wont help against the new mutations so why get a vaccine the people know nothing about . And why do you habe to get vaccinated 3 times within a year oh isreal is going for a fourth oh nice maybe it doesnt work

2 dagen geleden
Harvey Jones
Harvey Jones

An egg dropped on my phone and accidentally liked this video

2 dagen geleden
Young Magick
Young Magick

Actually shifting is real lol. I’ve done it. It sounds ridiculous but it’s very fun. And it’s easy if you are good at meditation

2 dagen geleden
Andrew Koolaid
Andrew Koolaid

While shifting isn’t realistic Lucid Dreaming is COMPLETELY real and not too hard to do, every once and a while I try it and it’s a lot of fun most of the time I just fly around but yah

2 dagen geleden
Victoria Lc
Victoria Lc

Kurtis mentioning the art attack show just unlock such great memories 😞🥺💕

2 dagen geleden
Yoroiful
Yoroiful

I'm not anti-vaxx or anything but letting them inject you with barely tested stuff is not a good idea. I don't know why people are so eager to become lab rats. If you don't need it for work or whatnot, there's no point in getting it.

2 dagen geleden
Jessie Rose
Jessie Rose

Was he just really dedicated to the drone joke or did he honestly not realize that they weren't talking about the flying kind?

3 dagen geleden
so yeah
so yeah

e l f b u s s y

3 dagen geleden
Firhan Hidayat
Firhan Hidayat

in Hogwarts, your bed is literally cramped up with all your friends in a tiny room. So there's almost no privacy. And everyone got a pet too so it's gonna be very smelly. and how many bathroom is there in one dorm? cause they probably have to take turn and wait in line everyday for 7 years...

3 dagen geleden
Tymasterg
Tymasterg

Was that a real hickey? Please answer I’ve never seen one

3 dagen geleden
mex55
mex55

the kids from the early 2000s that where other kin had kids and gave birth to the shifting generation

3 dagen geleden
Yung Namek
Yung Namek

the thing about shifting is like lucid dreaming is already a thing that like everyone knows about why do you have to INSIST that it's real when it's LITERALLY just dreaming

3 dagen geleden
app1ejuize
app1ejuize

i am typing this with egg

3 dagen geleden
Sarah mc468
Sarah mc468

The egg thing killed me 😂😂😂 Imagine someone walking in on that💀💀

4 dagen geleden
nugget_203
nugget_203

Me who tries to shift to marvel to be a fucking super hero "THIS SHIT BETTER WORKS"

4 dagen geleden
Jammy Jo
Jammy Jo

it takes time!

3 dagen geleden
The Bomb
The Bomb

Dude is the new pewdiepie

4 dagen geleden
anton schultz
anton schultz

16:20 nice Owen Wilson cameo

4 dagen geleden
Space Cat
Space Cat

The moment you mentioned Art Attack the egg shell from my breakfast formed into Jesus’s face and liked your video.

4 dagen geleden
Death Saint
Death Saint

We have a weird relationship with the shifting shit. While we think something like that, while really fucking unlikely, could happen, 99.99999999999999% of people who post this shit are just looking for internet clout. It sucks they get so much hate about this stuff though. Most of them are probably just really not happy with their lives and trying to find some extreme escapism and need some help.

4 dagen geleden
LITTLE STINKER
LITTLE STINKER

20:01 MCU shifters named Aurora who have Wanda's powers rn: 🧍*sweats nervously* (yes this is a stereotype, I think it's really funny. if you're gonna shift somewhere BE CREATIVE PLEASE 😨‼️)

4 dagen geleden
LITTLE STINKER
LITTLE STINKER

@Jammy Jo SAAAMEE

3 dagen geleden
Jammy Jo
Jammy Jo

@LITTLE STINKER WAIT LITERALLY SAME LMAO I P MUCH GAVE MYSELF PLOT ARMOR

3 dagen geleden
LITTLE STINKER
LITTLE STINKER

@Jammy Jo I made it so I can't die basically 😝✌🏼

3 dagen geleden
Jammy Jo
Jammy Jo

@LITTLE STINKER nice! after that finale tho i’m not sure WHERE’S safe haha

3 dagen geleden
LITTLE STINKER
LITTLE STINKER

@Jammy Jo that's cool! and yeah, I made sure to make it so I'm not in danger. Like I make sure I'm at a friend's house or out in town, etc, nowhere near the Murder House whenever something bad happens. 😅

3 dagen geleden
ian ss
ian ss

im strait he kinda cute tho

4 dagen geleden
Jonah Noelle
Jonah Noelle

Shifting=maladaptive daydreaming. Prove me wrong.

4 dagen geleden
Jammy Jo
Jammy Jo

let’s look at the cia document that… proves you wrong 💀

3 dagen geleden
Cyber samon
Cyber samon

8:16 Store clerk: sir, do you care about other peoples wellbeing and health enough to get a little needle pushed down your arm for 2 seconds? todd: how dare you, i am now comparing that to asking if someone has aids now for no reason other than my incompetence and utter stupidity, and unwillingnes to get a tiny little needle in my arm even if i may lindirectly cause dozens and dozens of people to die if i don't

4 dagen geleden
Sam Yeah
Sam Yeah

okay i’m a minute into the video and i’m commenting just to say it took me months to finally realize that the letters on the shelf stand for very really good. i’m so appalled

4 dagen geleden
Jix Chel
Jix Chel

Jix Chel 1 second ago On the whole shifting topic, it sounds like a horrible coping mechanism that could morph into dissociation and/or psychosis. People with psychosis often believe in false realities, called delusions. For example, my brain recently responded to a traumatic event by disconnecting from reality so badly that I thought everything was fake and that I was on a movie set being filmed like in the The Truman Show. And as Kurtis was described shifting, I was like damn that sounds kinda like what I experienced. Except instead of posting on tik tok about it, I talked to a mental health specialist and was like “I think I’m having a psychotic break down” and then I went to the hospital. Idk man, shifting just seem to be loaded with red flags that signal horrible coping mechanism.

4 dagen geleden
Jammy Jo
Jammy Jo

ah yes the cia released a document that involved tests which PROVED shifting and it was all actually psychosis

3 dagen geleden
echo
echo

"shifting" is just a facy word for maladaptive daydreaming and if it's got u crying bc u wanna go back stop it -a maladaptive daydreamer

5 dagen geleden
Jammy Jo
Jammy Jo

dream smp fan moment

3 dagen geleden
Wrestling Figure Mania
Wrestling Figure Mania

Last video I saw with the dislike count on on mobile. It had about 4K dislikes if you really wanna know lol

5 dagen geleden
local dreamer
local dreamer

Kurtis: But who could pull off this epic prank? Me: Fred and Geo- Kurtis: *Hickey Dad* Me: I mean, Hickey Dad, yeah.

5 dagen geleden
The Maia Chung Autism and Disabilities Foundation
The Maia Chung Autism and Disabilities Foundation

Amen to the 2019 observation

5 dagen geleden
Alexandel Sosa
Alexandel Sosa

They're making drones?................... Wait...... Like a STORMTROOPER??! WAIT! Does This Man Believe They Are ORDER 66ING EVERYONE WITH THE VACCINE!!?

5 dagen geleden
Tristan Blum
Tristan Blum

I thought Chime was the future of banking.

5 dagen geleden
asalis
asalis

So I don't want to get the vaccine (personal choice, not here to create debate so back off) but that first tweet 😂😂 I can't even...

5 dagen geleden
Bored Nerd
Bored Nerd

14:00 the dad hickey story reminds me of that episode of malcolm in the middle where reese gives malcolm, his brother, a hickey

5 dagen geleden
Skunk Jo
Skunk Jo

I'm so interested to see so many ppl talking about maladaptive daydreaming! I had been struggling with this since June, and it's only now slowing with therapy and meds. I've been suffering from pretty severe depression, like, lost my job, can't leave my bed depression. I've always been a BIG daydreamer, but suddenly I was daydreaming so intensely for 12+ hours a day, doing literally nothing else- I had no energy to watch tv or YouTube or whatever. I would just lie in bed and daydream. And I would get awful insomnia because I couldn't stop daydreaming. I just daydreamed about better lives. I had a catalogue of favourite daydreams I'd pick from. Some of them were short and I'd just do them over and over, some of them were ongoing and I'd pick up where I left off. I haven't told anyone (outside of my therapist) about this, because it seems like such a weird and stupid thing. But it's so interesting to see it recognised in the comments! Has anyone else struggled with this?

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nick
nick

BRO I KNEW HIS HAIR LOOKED WEIRD

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Vinny Art
Vinny Art

C U M S H O E S

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kendall Victory
kendall Victory

I’ve tried shifting and it doesn’t work for me soooooo after a while I started thinking ppl were just lying lol

5 dagen geleden
Jammy Jo
Jammy Jo

that mindset can make it near impossible to succeed! keep trying, you can do it! (if u still want to)

3 dagen geleden
Cas!♤
Cas!♤

The whole shifting thing just sounds like lucid dreaming to me, if ur thinking about a specific thing all day and trying to dream about it then ofc ur gonna dream about it. But the fact people are like actually crying and getting emotionally torn up over dreams about harry potter makes it seem like they might not be super mentally okay? Idk that seems kinda unhealthy :||

5 dagen geleden
Jammy Jo
Jammy Jo

this is why i actually hate shiftok. they made a real thing look like a joke. there’s an entire cia document on reality shifting, i’d give it a read when you have the time.

3 dagen geleden
William Wilson
William Wilson

Okay so umm this is my opinion of shifting: It's like a lucid dream. It's the most likely solution. It's probably people who really just want to go somewhere and try to convince their brain they can, to they have a dream about it, and somehow force lucid dreams(?) It would explain the small details being different for people. It's what they wanted to dream, so it was what they did dream.

5 dagen geleden
Jammy Jo
Jammy Jo

there’s a cia document on it that proves it’s real! i’d read it if you have the time!

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Hectic
Hectic

I try to have an open mind when it comes to shifting, as my friend has said she has. And I figured that shifting is just some sort of dreaming that you meditated into existence. And then I said that perhaps all dreams could be some sort of glimpse into other realities. But then my friend just took all what I said as "shifting is just dreaming" and told me I was wrong so—

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Ariistra
Ariistra

Genuinely really appreciate the shifting warning. I don't do it and don't believe in it but he did the same thing with religion in a different video and as a Christian I really appreciated that.

5 dagen geleden
°• rAt•°
°• rAt•°

i lied abt being in a relationship bc of this guy I knew who kept asking for nudes

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will
will

tumblr fake stories are shaking and crying rn

6 dagen geleden
slipperyslopedownward
slipperyslopedownward

I actually have shifted. I shifted my pants!

6 dagen geleden
TheMakeupChair
TheMakeupChair

Shifting means something very different in Ireland 🇮🇪 ....

6 dagen geleden
Rue
Rue

If shifting is really a form of Astral projection, watching a few tik toks and meditating isnt going to make you “shift”. Like if it is real it probably takes years of practice to do shit that was in Dr. Strange.

6 dagen geleden
PaintSplash1712
PaintSplash1712

I feel like all of these are in r/thathappened

6 dagen geleden
sachax
sachax

my sister is into shifting bc she wants bakugou to be real 🙃 she says she can finally hug him or some shit but.. haha

6 dagen geleden
Diksha Jyani
Diksha Jyani

I am typing this with egg

6 dagen geleden
Eli-Is-Deadmeat
Eli-Is-Deadmeat

The Snapping Glue innocent had me rolling on the ground then I rolled into my mom and she called me white trash then my dad gave me a hicky so I turned into a drone and ate a nutter butter and an egg flew out of my mouth 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

6 dagen geleden
Marlena Ball
Marlena Ball

i am typing this with egg

6 dagen geleden
Невада большевик
Невада большевик

As an Information security analyst and a network engineer, Graphene oxide has little to do with anything computer related. Let alone artificial intelligence or any other particular software.

6 dagen geleden
Eleftheria K.
Eleftheria K.

The intro fucked me up for a moment kurtis , i trusted you

6 dagen geleden
Faygo_ cupcake
Faygo_ cupcake

As a witch and a member of kurtis town the reasons these things would never work for you is because you dont Believe in it. Yes most of the videos you show in this video are clearly fake. Manfacashon is real you can go to other worlds but sorry kids you cant go to hogwarts its not a real alternative relatity it was written by a terf

7 dagen geleden
Jammy Jo
Jammy Jo

hogwarts is definitely a reality… there’s an infinite number of hogwarts realities with the slightest changes applied. doesn’t mean that 15 year olds who wanna fuck the malfoy family can get there.

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inimical_deity
inimical_deity

it's not real because you're not believing hard enough lmao

6 dagen geleden
Isabella Marie
Isabella Marie

It’s just dreaming lmao

6 dagen geleden
el o el kxkakk
el o el kxkakk

Kurtis, I really enjoy your video but you have to be careful when making jokes about people's religion. It can really come off as disrespectful.

7 dagen geleden
runjennierun
runjennierun

What was the religion

5 dagen geleden
inimical_deity
inimical_deity

no it funny

6 dagen geleden
OtʜE尺
OtʜE尺

I’m sat here wondering if this really was 3 months ago.

7 dagen geleden
Alyssa Ortiz
Alyssa Ortiz

where was my second greeting? •-•

7 dagen geleden
Nute Gunray
Nute Gunray

Funny thing is, shifting your reality is a very real thing that comes from the choices you make on a daily basis. So yes, you can shift your reality but not in the fictional sense that tik tok portrays.

7 dagen geleden
Isabella Marie
Isabella Marie

Yes ofc I believe you random person on the internet

6 dagen geleden
Nighty Nightshade
Nighty Nightshade

Technically “Shifting” is maladaptive daydreaming. That’s all. You disappear into your own imagination to the point it affects you on a personal level. I maladaptive daydreamed about all kinds of things since I was 11. It not only helps you prepare for things like speeches or serious conversations, but can be an escape from reality. A great coping mechanism for those who deal with trauma.

7 dagen geleden

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